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    Default Random, Funny Texas city names...

    Just thought a lot of these were funny. Especially the food ones!!

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    Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in
    Texas:

    Need to be cheered up?
    Happy, Texas 79042
    Pep, Texas 79353
    Smiley, Texas 78159
    Paradise,Texas 76073
    Rainbow, Texas 76077
    Sweet Home, Texas 77987
    Comfort, Texas 78013
    Friendship, Texas 76530

    Love the Sun?
    Sun City, Texas 78628
    Sunrise, Texas 76661
    Sunset, Texas 76270
    Sundown, Texas 79372
    Sunray, Texas 79086
    Sunny Side, Texas 77423

    Want something to eat?
    Bacon, Texas 76301
    Noodle, Texas 79536
    Oatmeal, Texas 78605
    Turkey, Texas 79261
    Trout, Texas 75789
    Sugar Land , Texas 77479
    Salty, Texas 76567
    Rice, Texas 75155
    And top it off with:
    Sweetwater, Texas 79556

    Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
    Detroit, Texas 75436
    Colorado City, Texas 79512
    Denver City, Texas 79323
    Nevada, Texas 75173
    Memphis, Texas 79245
    Miami, Texas 79059
    Boston, Texas 75570
    Santa Fe, Texas 77517
    Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
    Reno, Texas 75462

    Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a
    plane ticket!
    Athens, Texas 75751
    Canadian, Texas 79014
    China, Texas 77613
    Egypt, Texas 77436
    Turkey, Texas 79261
    London , Texas 76854
    New London, Texas 75682
    Paris, Texas 75460

    No need to travel to Washington D.C.
    Whitehouse, Texas 75791

    We even have a city named after our planet!
    Earth, Texas 79031

    And a city named after our State!
    Texas City, Texas 77590

    Exhausted?
    Energy, Texas 76452

    Cold?
    Blanket, Texas 76432
    Winters, Texas

    Like to read about History?
    Santa Anna, Texas
    Goliad, Texas
    Alamo, Texas
    Gun Barrel City, Texas

    Need Office Supplies?
    Staples, Texas 78670

    Men are from Mars, woman are from
    Venus, Texas 76084

    You guessed it... it's on the state line...
    Texline, Texas 79087

    For the kids...
    Kermit, Texas 79745
    Elmo, Texas 75118
    Nemo, Texas 76070
    Tarzan, Texas 79783
    Winnie, Texas 77665
    Sylvester, Texas 79560

    Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
    Frognot, Texas 75424
    Bigfoot, Texas 78005
    Hogeye, Texas 75423
    Cactus, Texas 79013
    Notrees, Texas 79759
    Best, Texas 76932
    Veribest, Texas 76886
    Kickapoo, Texas 75763
    Dime Box, Texas
    Telephone, Texas 75488
    Telegraph, Texas 76883
    Whiteface, Texas 79379
    Twitty, Texas 79079

    The Anti-Al Gore City
    Kilgore, Texas 75662



    P.S. Whoops, left out
    Muleshoe
    Cut'n shoot,
    Hoot And Holler,
    Ding Dong, and don't forget......
    Farewell, Texas

    And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
    KNOTT, TEXAS
    Fossil Ridge c/o 2004

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    you forgot Dish, Texas (fka Clark, Texas...they pulled a "Truth and Consequences" with Dish Network.

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    Default Fav City names

    Do not forget my fav Gun Barrel City

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    Red face that was good, but...

    you forgot
    Rhome, Texas!

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    You also forgot:
    Moscow, Texas
    Odessa, Texas
    Palestine, Texas

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    Wow, this pretty much covered all the bases for stupid Texas names. I live about 15 minutes away from Winnie, in the middle of the most redneck part of Texas. What a great place to live...

    This has nothing to do with city names, but I remember seeing in a Texas almanac a couple years back a city by the name of Sandy. Guess what the population was? 1. Yes, 1. I'm not sure if that's still the case today, but it reminds me of how funny the state of Texas is.

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    [COLOR="Cyan"]Need to be cheered up?
    Happy, Texas 79042
    Pep, Texas 79353
    Smiley, Texas 78159
    Paradise,Texas 76073
    Rainbow, Texas 76077
    Sweet Home, Texas 77987
    Comfort, Texas 78013
    Friendship, Texas 76530[/COLOR]


    ha ha those are really funny!!!!!!!

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    *sigh*

    only in texas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedazos View Post
    *sigh*

    only in texas...
    ...says the guy who lives in a state that has a town named after Santa. :rolls eyes:

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    Gunsight, Texas.
    My dad owns a ranch there

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